Boy, oh boy, is this ever wrong. Quiet? Me? Quiet? Please.

You Are a Ham Sandwich

You are quiet, understated, and a great comfort to all of your friends.

Over time, you have proven yourself as loyal and steadfast.

And you are by no means boring. You do well in any situation – from fancy to laid back.Your best friend: The Turkey Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich